unfreezes:

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible.

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Tagged by the well oiled roboticonography (I also think I was tagged by the delightful youre-late )

Rules: In a text post, list ten books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard — they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just the ones that have touched you. Tag [ten] friends, including me, so I’ll see your list. Make sure you let your friends know you’ve tagged them.

  1. The Loved One by Evelyn Waugh
  2. The Scarlet Pompernickel by Baroness Orczy
  3. The Odyssey by Homer
  4. I, Elizabeth by Rosalind Miles
  5. Best of Roald Dahl by Roald Dahl (I guess?)
  6. Mark of the Lion Series by Francine Rivers
  7. Bernice Bobs Her Hair by F. Scott Fitzgerald
  8. The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle
  9. Nemesis by Isaac Asimov
  10. Dracula by Bram Stoker

Tagging (but only if you want to): anyone who wants to do it.

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rainbowderpyhead:

tarynel:

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.

thank you for your contribution

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pardonmewhileipanic:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

She looks like Cleopatra or something brought into the future. Powerful stare like, “All the Ceasar’s be fallin’ for me.”

OMG that second gif makes me feel like she just declared war and we’re all gonna die and I’m totally ok with that

(Source: nickimlnaj)

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yonderdarling:

wisped:

It’s 2014 can girls please stop wearing heart shaped aviators and flower crowns to festivals

it’s 2014 can people stop telling girls how to dress

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tylergannon:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

seriously

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  • Jedi: May the force be with you
  • Catholic Jedi: And also with you
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rusr:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

image

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nethilia:

arachnidian:

bitcheslovecereal:

I said a heALTHY SNACK REBECCA

holy infant so tender and mild

i spit my drink

(Source: 7fffd4)

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This is a tumblr hug: (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ Pass it on to at least 10 of your favorite followers and remember don’t break the chain!
fondue-is ASKED

OMG I’M ONE OF YOUR FAVS??? *dies*

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